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The Captain

Age: 203

Height: Average

Weight: (Depends on most recent meal)

The Captain’s past is shrouded in mystery…

Chinor

 

Age: 203

Height: 9′

Weight: As much as an adult Globbulith

Abandonded at birth, Chinor survived on his own for over a year in the wilds of Rottakku before being taken in and raised by the Kormakaka tribe. Once large enough, Chinor challenged the ‘Great Kormakaka’ for leadership of the tribe and was beaten senseless and left for dead.

Alone and afraid, Chinor wandered the planet in search of a way off-world. After months of searching and feeding on plathtar feces, he found a ship and stowed away – to his misfortune, it was a garbage vessel and he was forced to take refuge on the garbage planet Krapton for the next three years.

One day, while bathing in the Fliprana Grease Pools, he was accidentally scooped up by a scavenger ship, run through a crusher, and decapitated. His lifeless body and head were ejected into space where they floated aimlessly for over a century before being caught in the gravitational pull of the Vlabulan Nebula, where, by coincidence, his birth family had been vacationing. Chinor’s parts were found, brought aboard, and brought back to life by Mom, who quickly recognized her long-lost, fully-grown boy and welcomed him back into the family.

As Chinor awoke, he asked his mother why she abandoned him, to which she replied, “To make you stronger! Don’t ever question my parenting decisions again, ya little…!”, then shoved him into a torpedo tube and fired him into space.

Landing on an asteroid mine, Chinor found the nearest settlement, destroyed everything in a hunrgy rage, and made his way to the head miner to challenge him for domination of the rock. Chinor was swiftly pummelled unconcious and sold at auction to the highest bidder.

Over the next several years, the violent rage of Chinor became legendary throughout the galaxy. Word soon spread to the Captain, who sought out his twin brother, now deeming him worthy to rejoin the family and their quest to destroy everything.